Saturday Bias

Retrospective · games already played

Goofy Stats

We read the play-by-play of every game we could get and went looking for patterns that do not matter. Here are four of them. Every number on this page is a count over games that have already finished.

4,244 games · 2021–2025 · through week 14 of 2025

Play-by-play last pulled August 31, 2026.

This means nothing. We checked.

Each stat below is drawn against the number it would show if nothing were going on. Most of them land on it.

2021 → present2021–2025

The coin toss

Somebody flips a coin, somebody guesses, and then a football game happens.

Every season we have. Nothing sat this one out.

47.6%1,989 of 4,177

Teams that won the coin toss went on to win 1,989 of 4,177 games.

Nothing would be 50%·2.4 points below

A coin comes up heads half the time. This is a picture of a coin coming up heads half the time.

What the winner did about it

83.7%3,363 of 4,016

Winners deferred 3,363 of the 4,016 tosses where the feed said what they chose.

Nothing would be 50%·33.7 points above

207 more tosses were won without the feed recording the choice. They are counted as neither.

Which end zone they picked

Stadiums are mostly built north to south, so teams mostly defend north or south. That is the whole finding.

SOUTH42.6%1,531
NORTH41.0%1,472
EAST8.3%300
WEST8.1%291

Toss records, by team

Ranked by toss wins. Ranked rows need at least 20 games. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 134 teams that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#teamSplitWon the tossLost itn
1NC State64.4%35.6%59
2Houston63.9%36.1%61
3Oregon State63.3%36.7%60
4Iowa62.9%37.1%62
5Louisiana Tech62.1%37.9%58
6Nevada61.7%38.3%60
7Colorado60.0%40.0%60
8Navy58.6%41.4%58
9App State58.3%41.7%60
10Jacksonville State58.3%41.7%36

Under the floor

2 teams are in the data and under the floor.

  • Delaware12 games·8 games short
  • Missouri State12 games·8 games short
2021 → present2021–2025

First to punt

Nobody chooses to punt first. It is the closest thing the sport has to an accident.

Every season we have. Nothing sat this one out.

37.1%1,572 of 4,239

The team that punted first won 1,572 of 4,239 games.

Nothing would be 50%·12.9 points below

That is 12.9 points under a coin flip, and it has stayed under one in every season we have.

Season by season

SeasonPunted first, wonn
202136.9%831
202237.0%841
202336.8%854
202437.5%855
202537.2%858
2022 → present2022–2025

Which way they ran

The stat crew writes down whether a run went left, up the middle, or right. Nobody has ever asked what that adds up to.

2021 sits this one out: 361 of its 832 games came through with no direction words at all.

Every rush we could read

Three directions, so nothing is a third each. The middle wins because that is where the ball starts.

Left20.9%47,916
Middle58.5%134,142
Right20.6%47,315

Rush direction, by team

Ranked by left share. Ranked rows need at least 120 plays. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 136 teams that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#teamSplitLeftMiddleRightn
1UConn29.4%35.4%35.2%2,904
2Kansas27.9%48.8%23.3%2,896
3Alabama27.7%46.2%26.1%3,128
4Wyoming27.6%45.4%27.0%2,747
5Ohio State27.2%46.8%25.9%3,023
6Boise State26.7%50.6%22.7%3,433
7USC26.5%48.5%25.1%3,189
8Arkansas25.7%47.2%27.0%3,052
9Northern Illinois25.7%46.0%28.3%3,057
10Colorado State25.3%51.7%23.0%2,918
2023 → present2023–2025

Where the quarterback threw

Same idea, one grain down: every pass the feed gave a direction to, sorted by who threw it.

2021 sits this one out: 832 of its 832 games came through with no short-or-deep wording at all.

2022 sits this one out: 64 of its 841 games came through with no short-or-deep wording at all.

Throw direction, by passer

Ranked by left share. Ranked rows need at least 60 attempts. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 388 passers that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#passerSplitLeftMiddleRightn
1Jayden de Laura · Arizona53.7%16.3%30.1%128
2Max Johnson52.4%18.5%29.1%298
3Hank Brown50.0%20.0%30.0%64
4Jaden Rashada · Arizona State49.4%8.9%41.8%82
5Henry Hesson · Miami (OH)48.9%12.0%39.1%95
6Jaylen Henderson48.4%20.4%31.2%95
7CJ Harris48.2%17.9%33.9%60
8Nicco Marchiol · West Virginia47.5%18.7%33.8%206
9Gio Lopez46.9%20.6%32.4%613
10Jackson Brousseau · Colorado State46.8%13.7%39.5%207

Under the floor

1,227 passers are in the data and under the floor.

Closest to clearing:

  • Matthew Sluka59 attempts·1 attempts short
  • Zach Calzada · Kentucky58 attempts·2 attempts short
  • Gaston Moore57 attempts·3 attempts short