Retrospective · games already played

Goofy Stats

We read the play-by-play of every game we could get and went looking for patterns that do not matter. Here are four of them. Every number on this page is a count over games that have already finished.

4,943 games · 2021–2026 · through week 10 of 2026

Play-by-play last pulled November 4, 2026.

This means nothing. We checked.

Each stat below is drawn against the number it would show if nothing were going on. Most of them land on it.

2021 → present2021–2026

The coin toss

Somebody flips a coin, somebody guesses, and then a football game happens.

Every season we have. Nothing sat this one out.

47.7%2,209 of 4,632

Teams that won the coin toss went on to win 2,209 of 4,632 games.

Nothing would be 50%·2.3 points below

A coin comes up heads half the time. This is a picture of a coin coming up heads half the time.

What the winner did about it

83.4%3,716 of 4,453

Winners deferred 3,716 of the 4,453 tosses where the feed said what they chose.

Nothing would be 50%·33.4 points above

226 more tosses were won without the feed recording the choice. They are counted as neither.

Which end zone they picked

Stadiums are mostly built north to south, so teams mostly defend north or south. That is the whole finding.

SOUTH42.5%1,685
NORTH41.0%1,627
EAST8.4%335
WEST8.0%318

Toss records, by team

Ranked by toss wins. Ranked rows need at least 20 games. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 136 teams that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#teamSplitWon the tossLost itn
1Houston60.9%39.1%69
2Louisiana Tech60.3%39.7%68
3Nevada59.4%40.6%69
4Colorado57.4%42.6%68
5NC State57.4%42.6%68
6Oregon State57.4%42.6%68
7Temple57.4%42.6%68
8Iowa57.1%42.9%70
9App State56.5%43.5%69
10Rice55.9%44.1%68

Under the floor

2 teams are in the data and under the floor.

  • North Dakota State9 games·11 games short
  • Sacramento State9 games·11 games short
2021 → present2021–2026

First to punt

Nobody chooses to punt first. It is the closest thing the sport has to an accident.

Every season we have. Nothing sat this one out.

36.7%1,724 of 4,696

The team that punted first won 1,724 of 4,696 games.

Nothing would be 50%·13.3 points below

That is 13.3 points under a coin flip, and it has stayed under one in every season we have.

Season by season

SeasonPunted first, wonn
202136.7%847
202236.7%854
202336.3%868
202437.1%871
202537.1%874
202636.1%382
2022 → present2022–2026

Which way they ran

The stat crew writes down whether a run went left, up the middle, or right. Nobody has ever asked what that adds up to.

2021 sits this one out: 367 of its 848 games came through with no direction words at all.

Every rush we could read

Three directions, so nothing is a third each. The middle wins because that is where the ball starts.

Left20.9%53,757
Middle58.5%150,645
Right20.7%53,210

Rush direction, by team

Ranked by left share. Ranked rows need at least 120 plays. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 138 teams that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#teamSplitLeftMiddleRightn
1Alabama28.7%44.9%26.4%3,425
2UConn28.5%37.6%33.9%3,344
3Kansas27.6%48.4%24.0%3,134
4Wyoming27.5%44.6%27.9%3,024
5Ohio State26.6%47.6%25.8%3,340
6USC26.0%49.0%25.0%3,576
7Indiana26.0%54.2%19.8%3,388
8Colorado State25.9%50.7%23.4%3,177
9Arkansas25.5%47.7%26.8%3,449
10Boise State25.4%52.5%22.2%3,769
2023 → present2023–2026

Where the quarterback threw

Same idea, one grain down: every pass the feed gave a direction to, sorted by who threw it.

2021 sits this one out: 848 of its 848 games came through with no short-or-deep wording at all.

2022 sits this one out: 66 of its 854 games came through with no short-or-deep wording at all.

Throw direction, by passer

Ranked by left share. Ranked rows need at least 60 directed passes. Below that a percentage is one play wide, so these are counted but not ranked. Showing the top 10 of 431 passers that clear it.

Rankings include FBS teams only, counting each team's games from the seasons it was FBS.

#passerSplitLeftMiddleRightn
1Jayden de Laura · Arizona53.7%16.3%30.1%123
2Drew Devillier53.1%23.4%23.4%64
3Max Johnson53.0%17.1%29.8%449
4Jaden Rashada · Arizona State49.4%8.9%41.8%79
5Cole Ballard · Kansas49.3%13.4%37.3%67
6Henry Hesson · Miami (OH)48.9%12.0%39.1%92
7Isaiah Marshall · Kansas48.8%20.0%31.3%80
8Jaylen Henderson48.1%21.7%30.2%106
9Jared Curtis · Vanderbilt48.0%17.3%34.6%127
10Nicco Marchiol47.2%19.1%33.7%199

Under the floor

1,291 passers are in the data and under the floor.

Closest to clearing:

  • Angel Flores · Central Michigan59 directed passes·1 directed passes short
  • Jake Strong · Texas Tech59 directed passes·1 directed passes short
  • Jarrett Guest · Coastal Carolina59 directed passes·1 directed passes short